Friday, March 31, 2023

Joe B

[Sing to the tune of Dolly Parton's "Jolene")

Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B

I’m begging of you please don’t take our liberty

Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B

Please don’t take it just because you control our country


Your cunning is beyond compare

With nasty patches of snowy hair

With Tom Cruise sunglasses your eyes hidden

Your smile is like the breath of the Grinch

Your voice is hard like a thunderstorm

And we cannot compete with your F-16s

Joe B


At major public events you do sleep

And there is nothing I can do to keep

From crying when Twitter bots defend your name

Joe B


And I can easily foresee

How easily you can take our liberty 

But you don’t know what it means to everybody

Joe B


Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B

I’m begging of you please don’t take our liberty

Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B

Please don’t take it just because you can


You could have your choice of trans-men

But we can never have liberty again

It’s the only thing for us

Joe B


I had to write this song for you

Our life, liberty, and happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do

Joe B


Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B

I’m begging of you please don’t take our liberty

Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B

Please don’t take it even though you can

Joe B, Joe B


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