[Sing to the tune of Dolly Parton's "Jolene")
Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B
I’m begging of you please don’t take our liberty
Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B
Please don’t take it just because you control our country
Your cunning is beyond compare
With nasty patches of snowy hair
With Tom Cruise sunglasses your eyes hidden
Your smile is like the breath of the Grinch
Your voice is hard like a thunderstorm
And we cannot compete with your F-16s
Joe B
At major public events you do sleep
And there is nothing I can do to keep
From crying when Twitter bots defend your name
Joe B
And I can easily foresee
How easily you can take our liberty
But you don’t know what it means to everybody
Joe B
Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B
I’m begging of you please don’t take our liberty
Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B
Please don’t take it just because you can
You could have your choice of trans-men
But we can never have liberty again
It’s the only thing for us
Joe B
I had to write this song for you
Our life, liberty, and happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Joe B
Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B
I’m begging of you please don’t take our liberty
Joe B, Joe B, Joe B, Joe B
Please don’t take it even though you can
Joe B, Joe B
